What's the worst automotive headline you can come up with?

"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/15/2016 at 18:40 • Filed to: Headlines

There are a lot of bad, clickbaity, simply idiotic headlines out there. For some reason, the phrase “Is the Mitsubishi Lancer the spiritual successor to the BMW E30?” came to mind, and I thought it would be fun to come up with more. Doesn’t have to be plausible, just whatever your own definition of “bad automotive headline” is.

DISCUSSION (26)

Saracen > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:43

“Why buy a Focus RS/Golf R/STI/GT PP when you can buy a ten year old Lancer with a 5-speed gearbox and shitty front seats for $40k instead?”

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:43

“Manuals suck”

interstate366, now In The Industry > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:44

Anything comparing the new Civic to any Honda from the glory years.

HammerheadFistpunch > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:44

Car culture is dead because of millennials.

Brobalt SS > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:47

Can *INSERT CAR HERE* compete with the Germans????

Brobalt SS > Brobalt SS
08/15/2016 at 18:48

Spoiler alert: no. Because your perception of German cars is greater than they or anything else can ever be.

scoob > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:49

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/why-everyones-…

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:50

The Manual Transmission Is Dead and it’s Your Fault, Gearheads

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:51

CAFE will make V8s better!!

The manual transmission is dead because of millennials.

Millennials aren’t buying cars.

Can I make more? :p

Wobbles the Mind > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:54

6 Reasons Why Women Keep Buying Cars/Bikes That Are Obviously Meant For Men.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 18:58

CVTs are better than manuals and here’s why.

Noah - Now with more boost. > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 19:02

Something something OMG SELF DRIVING CARS something else DANGEROUS another thing COMING IN 13.344 YEARS are you ready???

lone_liberal > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 19:03

“What do you want to know about X?” I’ll tell you what we want to know about X, the same thing we wanted to know about A-W, how it is to drive, what the interior is like and what, if any, storage there is.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > gmctavish needs more space
08/15/2016 at 19:08

“Buy a RWD car because you are literally Hitler if you drive a fwd car.”

“Why buy a decent mid level sedan while you can get a worn out panther platform with a shot 4.6"

gmctavish needs more space > scoob
08/15/2016 at 19:11

Beautiful

LongbowMkII > lone_liberal
08/15/2016 at 19:12

Is it just me or does Jalopnik rarely follow up on those? It seems for every one review there's 5 question requests. Maybe it's the time of them (takes a while to write/edit) or maybe I just overlook the final reviews somehow.

LongbowMkII > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
08/15/2016 at 19:13

You got your headline mixed up on that last one. You can buy 10 panthers for almost any mid level sedan.